Episode 201: HR Hitman?!

Voice Over: You’re about to listen to another episode of What The Hell Just Happened?! Join Paul Edwards and his guests as they discuss and sometimes even solve some interesting HR problems.

Paul: And… I’m gonna go off the rails sometimes and talk about whatever I want.

Jennie: Hi, Paul.

Paul: Hi, Jennie. Director, head of compliance and all things compliancy here at CEDR.

Jennie: You sound thrilled to be talking to me.

Paul: Well, because you guys, I mean, we for everybody, this is kind of an ambush situation. Most of the time I don’t really find out what we’re talking about until a few minutes before. So I have a little bit of prep time, but in this case, they won’t let me have my laptop or anything. They’re like, “no.” So.

Jennie: Yeah, well, you know, usually the compliance team talks to you about really boring, you know, compliance, illegal topics, so.

Jennie: Surprise.

Paul: Surprise.

Jennie: We’re not doing that.

Paul: Are we talking about ribs, barbecue?

Jennie: No-

Paul: No, Okay, all right.

Jennie: Sorry. OK, we’re going to talk about the good and the bad and the right way and the wrong way to outsource and use remote H.R. services.

Paul: Oh.

Jennie: But I have to get you there first.

Paul: Oh… this sounds self-serving!

Jennie: It is, however, let me tell you how I got to this topic.

Paul: OK?

Jennie: So a few days ago, I was listening to a True Crime podcast. You know, as you do.

Paul: Uh huh.

Jennie: And so they told this really interesting story about a woman who got convicted of a bunch of charges for trying to hire a hitman to kill her ex-husband.

Paul: Okay.

Jennie: Totally relates to H.R. I can see it in your eyes.

Paul: I can see that.

Jennie: So what she did, she went online and Googled trying to find the hit man and lo and behold-

Paul: Really?

Jennie: -there is a website called Rent a hitman dot com.

Paul: Oh, I know where this is going.

[Jennie laughs]

Jennie: And so she- short version of this is this guy created this website as like a project when he was in grad school. Website was just sitting there and one day he checked in on it and.

Paul: Wait a minute. He got a form fill?

Jennie: Yes.

Paul: He got a form fill.

Jennie: There’s a form fill to fill in if you would like their services.

Paul: Oh, nice.

Jennie: And he happened to check it after forgetting it for a few years. And he actually had requests for his services. And so people who seem to have legitimate requests for hiring hitmen, he responded back to them, confirmed they really did want to do this and then he had provided that information to the police.

Paul: Uh huh.

Jennie: Because he was not actually providing a hitman service. And instead he’s saving people’s lives, which is nice, right?

Paul: Yeah. And and convicting stupid people.

Jennie: Exactly.

Paul: So they- they went to her house and arrested her for just being an idiot. It’s just like we’re here from the idiot patrol.

Jennie: Yeah.

Paul: You’ve committed an idiot felony.

Jennie: Yes.

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